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Benicia, As Defined by Urban Dictionary

Some of these definitions are amusing and truthful, while others are somewhat derogatory and offensive.

 

Urban Dictionary describes itself as "the dictionary you wrote." We looked up the word Benicia on the popular website and found seven entries. Some are amusing and truthful, while others are derogatory and offensive. All of them refer to the city of Benicia. 

The top definition is the one that received the most upvotes. We've shared it below. Feel free to define Benicia yourself in the comments below this story: 

Benicia is a town in northern California with approximately 28,000 people. CORRECT PRONOUNCIATION: Beh-nee-shah. No Be-Nee-See-Yahh crap please. 

  1. a skateboard park on the top of Rose Drive, which means you need to have a car to get there. 
  2. 1 McDonalds, 1 Taco Bell, and 5 Starbucks. 
  3. 1st Street... and the dock at the end of 1st where all the kids go to smoke pot. 
  4. 1 high school and 1 middle school. oh, and Liberty. 
  5. Every teenager says he or she hates this place, but secretly loves it. 
  6. Countless small beaches. 
  7. Rich kids. 
  8. Kids who act rich. 
  9. Tourists. 
  10. ...police officers who give kids tickets for riding in empty parking lots because they have no way to get to the damn skateboard park on rose.

Person #1: Wanna go to Benicia? 
Person #2: No.

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Marris Wilson February 25, 2013 at 06:02 PM
eff benicia, no you know i love you.
Marris Wilson February 25, 2013 at 06:03 PM
remember when billy used to punk you guys? bet you all feel tough now.
"The Black Panther of Poetry" February 25, 2013 at 06:10 PM
A Pearl encased within a shell of Fear and Predjudice toward their neighbors to the North!!!
Joe Feltcher February 25, 2013 at 06:11 PM
#5 is absolutely true. I couldn't get out of here fast enough when I graduated BHS, then spent the next 15 years dying to get back!
Babaloo February 26, 2013 at 04:15 AM
everything is RAcism,,for a piece of toilet paper. not matter what it's about RACE, 7 & 8...not true,,,a bunch of "entitlements" and kids who think they are " the best of the best" when they actually are not really that good. Go to COCO county to play sports,,,then come back and talk. In COCO we have REAL Sports, and REAL kids who are respectful to their parents and families. ANd they DO something about it.

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