Hey there.
The Raccoons are tearing up our front yard. Is anybody else being bothered by these pesky critters. They run early in the morning in big packs. Called the City of Benicia and they referred me to Solano county, who referred me to the Humain Society where I got an answering machine...
Any ideas about how to get rid of these dudes?
Ragged from Raccoons
*Place a huge Garbage can(I think the dimensions are 30 to 50 gallon) in the area where the raccoons are getting their food. *A metal/tin can is best but plastic will do. *Secure said Garbage can to a tree or post so the raccoon wont tip it over once in, trying to get out or even trying to get in. *Put some type of vegetable in can like cabbage or any other food they like. The raccoon will come at night or when ever and get in the container and won't be able to get out. PROBLEM SOLVED!!!
A man was driving alone the country road with a car full of rabbits. I mean rabbitts were everywhere in the car all over his head and everything. He could barely see the road. A policeman noticed the man speeding a little bit. The cop pulls the man over and begin to give him a ticket for speeding. Right then he noticed all these rabbits everywhere, even on top of the mans' head. He immediately forgot about writing the ticket and began to question the man aggressively. The cops screams, " Sir, what are you doing with all these rabbits in your car. Take them to the Zoo". The man relieved that he didn't get a speeding ticket. Told the cop, "OK sir I will take them to the ZOO right now"!!! The man drives off with the rabbits all over his head and everywhere, barely seeing the road and happy that he didn't get a ticket. One hour later the very same cop sees this car again with the same amount of rabbits. The cops says, "Sir, I thought I told you to take these rabbits to the Zoo"!!! The man exclaimed with much excitement, "I did...I did take them to the Zoo!!! Now I am taking them to the Park"!!! (LOL) I will be here all week!!